Best Ways to Lose a Friend
1. Ask the person for help extra sweetly when you need help.
2. Forget what you’ve done together.
3. Never bother to listen when the person tells you ANYTHING at all.
4. Not bothered even if the person is unhappy.
5. Do the exact things the person begs you not to. Even if you know it will screw the person’s life.
6. Call the person dumb and indirectly ask the person to shut up.
7. Use and abuse the person.
8. Laugh at the person when the person faces difficulties.
Best Ways to Ignore the Above Kinda People
1. Don’t help.
2. Don’t reply.
3. Don’t hear.
4. Don’t see.
5.Don’t care.
Congratulations! You’ve just won an award for being the WORST friend.
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